The ending to these books that I'd been reading all my life
With my boyfriend, Harry Potter, and apparently his wife
As they see their children off onto the train
So the school year can start over again
There's James Sirius - (nice!) - and Lily Luna - (good.)
And there seems to be a pattern, but by now it's understood
And the tears in my eyes begin to well
But then he addressed his youngest son, and it kind of broke the spell

Albus Severus, What kind of a name is that
Did you take names of acquaintances and pull them from your hat
Maybe that's how Rowling planned it
I just don't understand it
But at least it's not Renesmee

"Oh they're the names of fallen wizards, my heroes who are dead"
Dude, SO MANY WIZARDS DIED for you, and that's just in book 7
Why not name him "Cedric Remus Hedwig Nymphadora Fred"?
You could go back & change it now, he's what? 11?

Albus Severus, i don't know what to say
It sounds like you were joking and they wrote it anyway
Maybe you had kids kinda young
But it does NOT trip off the tongue
But it sure beats "Oswin Oswald"

Albus Severus, What kind of a name is that
So many names to choose from and you totally fell flat
I would have gone a different way
But it is not my place to say
But at least it's not Benedict Cumberbatch
No, at least it's not Renesmee