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by Molly Lewis

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The ending to these books that I'd been reading all my life With my boyfriend, Harry Potter, and apparently his wife As they see their children off onto the train So the school year can start over again There's James Sirius - (nice!) - and Lily Luna - (good.) And there seems to be a pattern, but by now it's understood And the tears in my eyes begin to well But then he addressed his youngest son, and it kind of broke the spell Albus Severus, What kind of a name is that Did you take names of acquaintances and pull them from your hat Maybe that's how Rowling planned it I just don't understand it But at least it's not Renesmee "Oh they're the names of fallen wizards, my heroes who are dead" Dude, SO MANY WIZARDS DIED for you, and that's just in book 7 Why not name him "Cedric Remus Hedwig Nymphadora Fred"? You could go back & change it now, he's what? 11? Albus Severus, i don't know what to say It sounds like you were joking and they wrote it anyway Maybe you had kids kinda young But it does NOT trip off the tongue But it sure beats "Oswin Oswald" Albus Severus, What kind of a name is that So many names to choose from and you totally fell flat I would have gone a different way But it is not my place to say But at least it's not Benedict Cumberbatch No, at least it's not Renesmee
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Christmas is a holiday About charity and peace And bringing families together For a rich and homemade feast But Christmas, it has its issues we wish we could do without Are three months of "Jingle Bell Rock" really what Christmas is all about? But right here, I've got the answer And I'll give it to you for free It's secular and less commercial, and I know that you'll agree It's like Christmas, but it's less dirty Without shopping, snow, or chimes It's called Thanksgiving, you idiots It's been here the whole time Now I know what you're saying "Can it really be that simple? neh-neh-neh, I'm close-minded" Well, shut up. Let me tell you. Thanksgiving is much better It's a very special day Because it feels a lot like Christmas And I get presents anyway There's no dead tree in your foyer No riots at Best Buy We just play our ukuleles And the cake is not a lie It's my favorite holiday It's Let's Give Stuff To Molly Day It's the day I fell from my mom's womb There's not a snowflake in the sky The lattes taste like pumpkin pie And you are very welcome, come back soon Jesus's birthday is SO next month Let's live in the here and now Thanksgiving > Christmas anyhow
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Let me tell you bout a certain guy of mine When he showed up here, he really caused a fuss His pappy served his country on the ocean blue And his mama ... was an octopus (WHAT?) He's got two legs, he's got two arms He looks as normal as can be But when the lights are all low They come from miles around to see Heeee gave his heart to me and I gave mine to him When I found that I had taken quite a shine to him He's my candlelight cutie, he's ever so pleasant My bioluminescent boy He's my sunlight / moonlight / lucky stars And he brightens up the room no matter where we are With his beaming smile, and charm effervescent My bioluminescent boy Now that I'm with him He makes all the other fellas seem especially dim He makes me aglow, and I know No other man'll do They can't hold a candle to I am hoping I'll have no more dark and lonely nights Though the parson seems convinced that he's the antichrist At the end of my tunnel, he shines incandescent He's my bioluminescent boy He's my bioluminescent boy

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released February 11, 2011

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